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This little guy stormed into the bar and said “Who painted my car pink?!”
A huge guy at the barcounter, about 7 foot 5, said “I did.”
“Oh” said the little guy “Well, the first coat is dry..” !!
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An Italian, a Black, a Spaniard, an Englishman, a Chinese, an American, an Indian, a Taiwanese, an Israeli, an Arab, a Palestinian and a Scotchman try to go into a nightclub. The bouncer says “Sorry, I can’t let you in here without a Thai.”
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a mosquito?
A gold medal from the breeders association!